7:09 p.m. Caitlin alerts me that the honorable Sheila Jackson Lee is on her same flight
11:24 p.m. Jennifer Shumway (fellow Kappa from Texas A&M, also BFFs with Caitlin) picks me up in her fancy jetta and we jet off to the airport to retrieve jet-setter Hodges.
12:04 p.m. no news from caitlin. we head for the nearest gas station for a bathroom break, caffiene, and sugar.
12:08 p.m. Gas station attendant complains to us about bossy grumpy men that she feels "need to go get laid already." We awkwardly exit gas station avoiding eye contact with said gas station attendant.
12:24 p.m. Caitlin has arrived! Jennifer and I stand outside car to give her a hug as soon as she exits baggage claim.
12:26 p.m. We can't wait any longer. Leave car, enter terminal, hug Caitlin excitedly, return within 60 seconds.
12:27 p.m. Return to car to find police officer sitting in Shumway's car with his hand on the gear shift. "no no no!" shumway starts yelling. he starts yelling, looking back and forth between the two of us, caitlin standing off to the side as if she has no part in this. "You can NOT leave your car unattended! I've been watching the two of you and I watched you just walk away from your car. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??" We both quickly stammered something about we were just going inside to find our friend and it took all of about 60 seconds. "WHAT?? it took BOTH of you IDIOTS to go get the other idiot?? How stupid! You can NOT leave your car here!!" At the end of his rant he slowly got out of shumway's car, we shoved the bags in and drove off in about 3.5 seconds. What a jerk! We couldn't believe how rude he was. You, sir, are a police officer and you are supposed to protect us, not berate us, regardless of if we are (or are not) idiots.
When I told my mom this story, I told her that after it happened shumway and i were so confused, "like what was he going to do, drive off in the car? Why did he have the right to SIT IN HER CAR???"
And my mom asked: "Well, he couldn't have driven off. Who had the keys?"
Um, the car had the keys. The car? Yea, we left the car running. Yea, we might be idiots. But we were just SO excited to see our friend, and we already very sleepy, that we weren't thinking clearly. Which is why we missed our exit and ended up in the Woodlands as well as had to go the restroom in a Ford dealership parking lot at 2:15 in the morning.
Finally we made it to the Hodge's house in Bryan. After four hours of sleep I woke up, went for a jog around the country club in Bryan, purchased scratch-off lottery tickets (caitlin's idea, who else?) and diet cokes, went to a tent sale to get much-needed aggie gear for caitlin's boyfrrrrrriend, and tailgated for hours in the freezing cold weather with mud on our boots. It was a perfect weekend and I'm leaving out some great details. like the fact that i saw mary alice warner AND lauren johnson. some of my absolute favorites.
But I have this to say in closing: thank goodness for sororities. I know they have their reputations and their pitfalls, but really, I have met some of my most wonderful, loving, generous, kind-hearted friends through a sorority. (And certainly through other things, too.)College sometimes feels like yesterday, and it sometimes feels like years and years ago. But the friendships? They still make you laugh til your face hurts, they still bring you warmth and fuzzy feelings, and they still forgive you for spilling margaritas on the floorboards of their car. Oops.
What a wonderful weekend. Gig em, Aggies!

